There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.
She had so many children, she didn’t know what to do;
She gave them some broth without any bread;
Then whipped them all soundly and put them to bed.
Except for the fact that Sir is not an old woman, doesn’t have many children, and wouldn’t dream of serving anyone broth, this nursery rhyme could have been about Him and me last night.
That makes me one happy sub girl. Nothing subtle about getting one’s ass spanked.