Not with Sir, but with a group of friends that I have breakfast with every Saturday morning. We had just gotten our checks. The man sitting across from me is a really nice person with a quirky sense of humor and maybe a kink or two.
He looks at his bill and says, totally deadpan, “Well, I see the subtotal, but where’s the Dom total?”
When I burst out laughing, he adds, “I didn’t even know we were keeping score like that!”
Nobody else laughed – I can’t imagine why… do you think I just outed myself?